This is an actual conversation I found recorded somewhere on the web. It is teenage girls (I think) talking to each other in a forum. I can’t believe how strange the words they are using seem to me. Although it sort of makes sense it’s like reading a new language.
Kuri: yeh my days been ok haduni from 2 til 4 so that wasnt that bad really… am all good thanks huni…it was well windy in the city today at home it wasnt too bad though… mwaaaaaaaaaaaaahz
Neha: maybe i shud go with the raf ahem u knw what im sayin
Kuri: ted baker shoes r the best :O those girls puttin on ‘boots make-up’ :O:O:O how cheap :S lol and horrible
54NJ: chup!!! wot u doin here at dis tym!!!:uhh we both bum twins lolz!!!:rolleyes lol u can talk ur up as well!
Kuri: omg smurf! :O its wikd u never even told me about it either! but thank u x
54NJ: Ello Miss Amrit Wha Gwan? Hws My Bum Gyal Hey Lolz!!! U Get Nemre Admin Wrk?
SUN15H: me all gud thanx n u? so wat u up2 2day bummy lolz? no admin wrk u lucky lucky!
Kuri: HUH U BEEN SLEEPING ALL AFTERNOON LOLZ! KOOL! JUS WOKE UP SH IT!!! I AINT STAYIN UP CHATIN 2 U LOLZ JOKA! GUES U WER TIRED AFTER DA TRIP! HW WS IT?
baby k: but my was colourful to start off with? gosh u muppets supposed 2 take tht in2 account i spend a lot of time picking a colour for you little chickens.